Private Gotta Sell 'Em All!

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Ah, Oceania park. A park is a place where anybody and everybody could get some outside fun. It is a place where people can get their early morning jog in or take a stroll through to get some fresh. A place where you can roll out a mat and practice some yoga or get a ball and get rough with some friends. A park is a place of community and recreation.

A park is just a place where people can all come together and have a good time. It is also the place where Jessie could make a good amount of money today.

He was already set up with a table, a camera, and a nice-looking suitcase. He was wearing an outfit that was similar to Pokémon Trainer Red, and oh boy did he have some folk around him and a good chunk of kids.

What was the scheme for the day? Pokémon Card selling. It's a dumb scheme obviously but fanboys, fangirls, and kids will fall for it.

"Listen don't mad at me the I'm up charging. Be mad at everyone buying the cards." He said as he kindly took the $20 bill out of some dude's hand. "Twenty bucks ain't that big of a deal either. These are freshly imported from Japan, I should honestly charge more."

"Alright! Does anyone else want a shot at winning this Mint Condition Ultra Rare Shiny Charizard card? It's worth like at least worth four hundred, easily. A full thousand if you are lucky!"


So far, Jessie has made close to three hundred bucks today. That was great! He still had a few more cards to go to.
And a raffle for the "giveaway"



 

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Soooo cold!

Charlotte was starting to realize she wasn't a big fan of the winter weather. It didn't particularly suit her onesies. When it first started snowing, she kept coming home damp, the cold water having soaked into even her heavier outfits. The only way around this was to wear warm clothes under her onesies and sometimes a jacket. Today, she had that jacket on.

She had gotten used to the idea of many people being out and about during the cold seasons. Some people thrived in this weather. But... that didn't exactly explain the crowd forming around a rather loud man.

A loud man dressed as a Pokémon trainer! And what was this about a Charizard card? She darted over to the gathering of people to get a better look.

Charlotte's repetitions of "Excuse me!" and "Pardon me!" announced her presence as she gently nudges her way between interested children and fans of the adorable little pocket monsters.

"I'd like to participate!" she yelled out, now close enough to her target. Her hand waved in the air as she gave short hops. "How do I join in?"
 

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Things were definitely going great, he was able to get a few more people to enter a raffle and sell off a few cards he didn't really care for. He was now out of all rare cards to sell, all he had was just standard shit.
He was making bank today. Heeeeell yeah.

It didn't take too long for him to notice someone wearing a dog onsie making their way through the crowd. She was also enthusiast as fuck so it was hard for him to miss her. "Sure sure you can participate but I sold all my rares that I had on me. I just got some basic cards aaaaaaaaand-"

Jessie reached into his pocket to show off a sleeved shiny charizard card. "The raffle for this bad boy here. It's just five bucks to enter for a chance to win him."

He held the card close for this dog onsie nerd to see and then moved it around so she could it sparkle with the holographic on it. "It's a really nice card. Straight from Japan itself."
 

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Straight from Japan itself! Pokémon was from Japan, so anything made there must have been of higher quality. Maybe she would have been too if her facility was from Japan.

Charlotte dug into her onesie's pockets to pull out a wallet. Before, she would walk around with her allowance in her pockets, but after some slipped out and got lost, she was gifted a wallet. But never mind that. She pulled out five crinkled one dollar bills to give to the man.

"The card is so pretty... I really hope I win it. Maybe I'll learn how to play the game afterward! Do you play in tournaments? Is that why you have all these cards?"
 

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With no hesitation, Jessie accepted her money. That was another easy five bucks he had no problem making, nice. He put the five bucks inside of a pocket inside his jacket. He the smiled at the onsie girl and then quickly whipped out his phone so he could pull up this list he had made for the raffle.

"Alright awesome. So what info should I put you under? Girl in a dog onsie?"
 

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"My name's Charlotte! I don't have a last name, so, uh... if you need more of a descriptor, 'Girl in a Dog Onesie' works too!" She smiled brightly and goofily, her eyes almost closed. Tilting her head to the side, her hoodie slid back a little, making her dog ears more noticeable.

"If I give another five dollars, will my name be entered in twice? I heard some raffles do that. Five dollars seems small for a chance to win a holographic card. It looks really important."
 

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"Heh, Charlotte." He entered her name on this list along with the amount she paid and the amount of entries she had. "So Charlotte, The girl in a dog onsie. Added." He smiled, showing off his sharp ass teeth and golden grill. It was totally not menacing looking at all.

"You aaaaare correct!" He said with a lot of enthusiasm. Man, Jessie probably would feel bad but this isn't his first rodeo. "You can pay me as much as you want for more chances to win. But if you pay past a certain amount I'll give you a really cool card anyway. It won't be the shiny charizard but it will be cool."

"But, anyway. I now need your phone number, email, discord, fax machine number, carrier pigeon name, or whatever the fuck you use to communicate with people."
 
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