Fortunately and unfortunately

Unfortunately DA took over the aliens and captured you and me.

Fortunately when I got close to him I zapped him! (Don't ask. It's a sort of punishment thing I do to him in real life. It hurts)

( :o Alrighty then) Unfortunately he zapped you back....

Fortunately, I am immune, and I use *Lightning in background, it suddenly dark* NECK PINCH!

((As the name says, a pinch in the neck. VERY sore.))

Unfortunately, you got shot several times after doing that.

(And yes, she's right. It DOES hurt. A lot.)

Fortunately, I only got hit in the chest and I was wearing a bullet proof vest! :P

Unfortunately it fell off.

Fortunately I gained the power of the matrix to avoid all in coming shots! :)

I do not own the matrix

Unfortunately I have no clue what the matrix is...

Fortunately I do! :)

In the space ship...

DA: HA! I have kidnapped A.M.MC. (By force) + ~*~Allie~*~! *Evil laughter*
~*~Allie~*~: You know, I first get abducted by aliens. Then A.M.MC. turns out to be the captain of them, releasing me. Then DA takes over and takes as both. And-
DA: Oh shut up! Can't you see I'm doing an evil rant?!
A.M.MC.: *Walks up to DA. Then zaps him* ZAP!
DA: *Girly Scream* Why you... Aliens, shoot!
Aliens: *Aliens shoot at chest*
A.M.MC.: *Doesn't feel a thing. Looks at Aliens + DA, evil grin on face* HA! My Bullet proof vest worked! *Falls off* Uh oh.
Aliens: *Shoot again*
A.M.MC.: I summon the Forbidden magic... MATRIX! *Moves so fast you can't see her. Dodges all bullets*

HA!