
Sprinkles sat on Dr. Bryndísarson's couch with his knees up to his chest and his boots on the floor. This would be Sprinkles' first therapy session, and he was very tempted to skip it. Unfortunately, there was no way to turn back after already being greeted, allowed inside, and told to sit and get comfortable. Not without causing trouble and feeling shameful afterward. So he had decided he would let Dr. Bryndísarson take the lead in everything. If Sprinkles kept being uncooperative but stayed calm, Dr. Bryndísarson would give up with him or realize there was nothing wrong, then cancel any future sessions.
Why go to therapy when you weren't mentally ill and none of this was real, anyway? If this wasn't some kind of extreme nightmare, it was surely some kind of hell. The only possibility of this being a nightmare was the optimistic side of there being some chance to get out through a miracle.