Slow, mocking applause in a tree above them, a cold almost robotic presence they couldn't have sensed, Judas Anderson, smirking and laughing.
"Ah, what a beautiful love scene, I couldn't have written it better if I was mentally disabled."
He dropped down into the clearing gracefully like a cat, peering at both of them, holding out his arms.
"Now, you two, do tell me. Who am I? Do you recognize my face?"