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RE: Drinking Problems [Pop]
As much as he disliked Ulrich, he didn't actually think he was the 'asking for virgin sacrifices' type. No, he seemed for the most part uninterested in humanity, even if he had been less than clear about why he was there at all. Even so, as unlikely as it was, he still found the idea hilarious, and burst out laughing at the very suggestion. He couldn't have said why it was funny. It just was.
"I like to keep my wild on the human side. Like, let's go for a chick who happens to have scales on her shoulders, or three boobs. You can't just drop a guy off the deep end with this shit." You couldn't go straight to the spiciest pepper in the world. No no, you had to work your way up until you stopped being comfortable with it.
"Only just found out about all this... aliens and monsters shit like a week ago." Not quite true, but he'd only found out it was more than just the one sea monster a few days ago, and wasn't that close enough?
"Again?" He paused, squinting at the guy. "How old are you? You look too old to be going back to school." He was thinking that the guy was maybe thirty, which was 'too old for school' as far as Nicolas was concerned. "Names Nicolas, by the way." Might as well get that out of the way before he was too drunk to remember his own name, and he punctuated that thought with another big gulp.
"I like to keep my wild on the human side. Like, let's go for a chick who happens to have scales on her shoulders, or three boobs. You can't just drop a guy off the deep end with this shit." You couldn't go straight to the spiciest pepper in the world. No no, you had to work your way up until you stopped being comfortable with it.
"Only just found out about all this... aliens and monsters shit like a week ago." Not quite true, but he'd only found out it was more than just the one sea monster a few days ago, and wasn't that close enough?
"Again?" He paused, squinting at the guy. "How old are you? You look too old to be going back to school." He was thinking that the guy was maybe thirty, which was 'too old for school' as far as Nicolas was concerned. "Names Nicolas, by the way." Might as well get that out of the way before he was too drunk to remember his own name, and he punctuated that thought with another big gulp.
Tag to @"Poptart"