but it's better if you do - Sid/Lei text history

so i'm at the courtyard practicing my powers like mr. dick santis told me to

suddenly i bump into this complete shithead and you know when you bump into people you're all "WHAT THE FUCK BRO FIGHT ME IRL??" but he's like "sure"

i'm like super confused suddenly i'm in a fight with this guy and he's like DO YOU WANNA FIGHT FAIR OR NO and of course i said no i've had way too many dudes do the "stop hitting yourself" shit to know where this is going

he punches me RIGHT IN THE NOSE and i feel it break. he puts on a glove and punches me back and... it heals me? i find out this dude loves picking fights with people because his powers is that HE CAN NEVER HURT ANYTHING WITH WEAPONS. even shoes. HE FLOATS ON FUCKING GRASS. we have a weird heart to heart thing. i'm still not sure what happened there.

so that's my weird day. what's up with you?

man my days are so boring compared to yours

in class we were suppose to be doing an experiment on volatility or something and the professor was explaining shit

and out of the corner of my eye i see this idiot playing with the bunsun burner right

and im just watching him and then the professor calls him so he turns to talk to her and his HAIR FALLS INTO THE BURNER

IT GOES UP IN FUCKING FLAMES LIKE YOU DONT EVEN KNOW IT TRIGGERED THE FIRE ALARM

AND OF COURSE WE HAD VOLATILE SALTS OUT FOR THE EXPERIMENT RIGHT

THERES A FUCKING CHEMICAL EXPLOSION IN THE LAB FROM SALTS + WATER BEING EXPOSED TOGETHER

man if i didn't lose my eyebrows (AGAIN, FOR FUCKS SAKE) i would have found that hilarious.

1) HAHAHAHA HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT KID WEARING A TOUPEE OR SOMETHING? ARE THEY COVERING UP A BALD SPOT? POOR GUY, 19 WITH A BAD CASE OF THE DONALD TRUMP

2) let me make this clear. YOU'RE WALKING AROUND WITH NO EYEBROWS? oh my god sid. we should fix that but i don't there are any eyebrow drawing pencils for white hair. what about correction ink?

1) idk man i think so???? like he lost his eyebrows like the rest of us so he's walking around with a hat on trying to hide his shame

meanwhile yeah im fucking about with no eyebrows looking like i belong in the hospital FML

also hahaha ill have you know i tried that and you cannot similta the thickness of my eyebrows with white-out so there goes that

*simulate

maybe i should just skip class until they grow back

d'aw sid. if ur hair made sense i'd suggest you get bangs or something but unfortunately it doesnt.

it's ok ur still my favorite hospital patient

jsyk i'm heading to your dorm with white fur and glue :D :D :D

it's 3am i am on the bus heading downtown with a girl i don't know all because of a stupid hamburger

don't ask

if some stranger shanks me to death i bequeath to you the remaining time left on my netflix account

tell tian... to change his aesthetic because it's boring and generic

nah

well maybe

i'll text you if something weird comes up

right now the biggest threat is to my wallet

AND VAMPIRES. ALWAYS VAMPIRES.