Ever since the corn maze, Kylar had been invested in Vince. Not so romantically. He didn't feel those types of things, not usually. He liked Vincenzo (Toxin, tonight) enough. She was fun and he could be more himself around her. That was what mattered.
He'd donned clothing to keep his identity secret and set up a little play date for them. Making Christmas cheerier for Manta Carlos. Murder, dismemberment, and cute little bow covered boxes. Like an Easter egg hunt for the police force. Fun, right? He didn't mean to brag, but he'd come up with the idea himself.
He met Toxin on one of the city's many roofs, carrying a large red sack with him (like Santa, get it?). The bag was filled with presents, body parts already neatly tucked inside.
"Think this is enough, or you wanna get more?" He asked, voice modifier at work to keep his identity a secret from everyone but Toxin herself.
The excited energy working its way through his body showed in the slight bounce to his step and the breathless quality of his voice. Cyanide never felt more alive than when he was out at night, fucking with civilians.
There had always been something wrong with him. His parents had known that; it was why they were okay with giving him away to Abia without a fight.
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Toxin was always up for some fun. She levitated herself at the top of the meeting place, looking absolutely festive for the occasion. She wore a sexy red Ms. Claus get-up with a flowing skirt, with fur trimmings at the hems and along her breasts. Her high-heeled boots reached to her thighs. To top it all off, she wore a Santa hat on top of her gas mask.
"We don't got time for preparing and wrapping anymore, honey." She gave their sack a pat. "I think this is more than enough. Let's give these people some Happy Holidays!"
She removed the t-shirt cannon from her back and loaded a gift into it, fired it straight at a civilian. A freebie! It was better to give it away to the Residential area, but sometimes her generosity just knew no bounds. She jumped off the building and ran through the rooftops towards the Residential area. She was sure Kylar would be following her trail.
"We don't got time for preparing and wrapping anymore, honey." She gave their sack a pat. "I think this is more than enough. Let's give these people some Happy Holidays!"
She removed the t-shirt cannon from her back and loaded a gift into it, fired it straight at a civilian. A freebie! It was better to give it away to the Residential area, but sometimes her generosity just knew no bounds. She jumped off the building and ran through the rooftops towards the Residential area. She was sure Kylar would be following her trail.
Cyanide had stolen a few glances at Toxin here and there. She was very attractive in her Ms. Claus getup, he had to admit. Additionally, Cyanide appreciated her enthusiasm to the season. Who said they didn't give back to the community? He laughed a genuine sound that rose from the stomach. He so rarely laughed genuinely or did much genuinely at all.
He was going to snatch the t-shirt cannon before Toxin jumped out of reach and traveled along the rooftops. Cyanide frowned momentarily before following her to the residential area.
The plan was, mostly, to hide the presents around. Sooner or later they'd begin to stick. Get people's attention and then the police, who wouldn't be able to trace it back to them if they did everything right. Cyanide was a perfectionist, so any mistakes made here, he'd be quick to catch onto and correct.
Once set up on a sleepy little street, he took the t-shirt cannon from his lovely companion and fired a small present a distant away into a large tree.
He giggled, taking another gift and dropping it down a person's chimney with the knowledge that it wouldn't reach the bottom. What a perfect hiding place for now and very appropriate to the season.
"Any ideas?" He whispered to Toxin as he dug through his own bag of gifts.
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Toxin couldn't smile at him, but she could giggle. "Any ideas? Of course I have ideas. What do you think of me?"Toxin reached into her nonexistent cleavage and pulled out a list. Much like Santa, they should know who they were going to get presents to. She pulled out a quill and stabbed it into her claw's skin, using her inky blood as a substitute for proper ink. "There's a judge, a cop, and a newscaster living in this street. Considering all the lovely contributions they've done for the community, it might be best if we give them a few presents, huh?"
Toxin gestured for Kylar to follow him to a bigger house with an expansive lawn. She slipped into an alley and ducked out of view. She pointed at the house next to them. "Judge Anthony's house. Very staunchly against people eating. I wonder why? Wanna do the honors~?"
Cyanide peered over to see what Toxin had snuck from her cleavage. Catching a few of the names on the list (some of which he knew).
Cyanide followed Toxin quickly and quietly, eagerly taking the chance to practicing some beautiful aiming with the canon and the presents when offered.
"You know it!~ I have just the gifts in mind for Judge Anthony."
Cyanide took the canon and reached into the sack of presents, taking out a neatly wrapped red one and yellow with green polka dots. One was longer than it was wide, while the other was thin and wide. Inside one was a severed penis while the other contained a skinned face, made to resemble a mask.
Cyanide checked the window only to find it unlocked. He slid it open silently and tapped the present containing the mask to the inside of the window before shutting it most of the way. With the next, he shot it onto the roof.
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