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Evelyn

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"Peink knea paids Yolker?"

It was the first thing that came to her mind and it was the first that came out of her mouth. Confusion was very mild but after a few seconds her blush was very dark as the realization that is Joker pressing a kiss to her cheek. Pulling back just enough to look at Joker she placed her hand on the spot he kissed.

If it were possible for her to grow to a darker shade of red Evelyn reached it. A long moment passed as she turned to look at Thorn and nodded while looking over her beautiful tattoos over once more. Which, after a few minutes Eve pulled her shirt over her own head and putting it on once more.

"Zeough, habing some icey creame vould being knice. I vas neber aloowing to habeing aney."

Her hand some how made its way to Jokers. It was hard for Evelyn to explain but there was something about him that made her believe she was no longer a weapon and it made her feel stronger as a person. Eve wanted nothing more than to forget her old life and live this one to the best of her ability. Fingers reaching out and a bite to her bottom lip would soon lead to Joker having equally messed up hair. Then, if for no other reason than to having him blush as much as she was she kissed his cheek.
 

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Joker blushed and grinned wide, extremely fond. Man, Eve was such a babe. She was a catch, A++, no doubt about it. He kept his hand on her waist and waved at Thorn.

"See you later, mom. We're gonna go get some ice cream."

Thorn smiled at the two of them. She pulled out a few coupons from her pocket and handed it to Joker. Joker looked at them and snorted, finding they were ice cream coupons. "Have fun you two. It was nice meeting you, Eve. Don't get too sucked into Joker's antics."

"A'ight. I'll see you tonight, or tomorrow depending." He waggled his eyebrows. Thorn rolled her eyes and brushed him off, going back to her earlier spot. Joker, meanwhile, led him and Eve out of the shop.

"There's an ice cream parlor just a little ways up this street corner." Past the thrift shop, the apartment complex, the bar and the noodle shop, to be more specific. He tilted his head to that direction. "Come on."
 

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Evelyn nodded quietly at first to Thorn, It was rather important to her that Thorn approved of her. Though the concept of that puzzled her a small bit, not much.

"Eye vill not Thoirn."

A small chuckle passed her lips as she smiled warmly and snaked her arm around Jokers back to put her hand on his hip and hold him the way he was holding her. Allowing a moment to feel her head touch his shoulder, it was absolutely blissful.

At hearing "I'll see you tonight.. Or tomorrow." Paired with the obviously suggestive eyebrow waggle Evelyn's face turned more crimson that Jokers eyes. Eve has had sex before yes. More than once in fact.. But she honestly liked Joker and when it was something akin to such an openly suggestive statement.. Well, that and paired with touching him it made her wonder.

With a brief nod she lead the way to her bike once more and got on front and held her Helmet out with one hand and left her other hand free to take his glasses again.. Not having anything on her eyes made it near impossible for her to see.

"So, past ze Thriftey stoeir, ze apartements, ze bar, and ze nooidle shoup."

She confirmed before patting the spot behind her. "Et vill being faister."
 

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Joker removed his sunglasses and got on the motorcycle with Eve. There was a question he was dying to ask her: Eve... will you let me ride your motorcycle? The last time Joker rode a motorcycle, it was a donut bike and it was kinda sad, but they got some EXCELLENT mileage when his powers came into play, like all up ETing the shit out of the bike. Imagine what he could do with an actual motorcycle.

But that was a thought for another day. Maybe on their fifth date or something, and Joker either had money to pay for it or he'd gotten filthy rich from taking down an armored van.

"Hell yeah, let's go, Smirnova! I'll buy you a sundae and do cherry knots with my tongue and tell you how nice you look in those shorts, babe."
 

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Joker was excited it was true, his actions reminded her of a small puppy that was with a toy. Happy and care free.. Then of course the idea of Joker wearing puppy dog ears and a tail made her giggle a small bit.. There was nothing more adorable than Joker in this moment and Evelyn was happy to be the center of his attention.

Throwing her leg over the bike she revved it before waving once more to Throne.. Unable to resist the idea of having another visit with the older woman.. The feel of the needle against her skin.. Decorating her in a permanent way.. It was divine and exciting all at the same time.

Taking a more attentive outlook towards the road she began driving down towards the mentioned ice cream parlor before getting into a good shady place to park.. The hum the engine and a few purpose breaks 'checks' at good times to feel Jokers form cling to hers.. It was not quite the way that she wanted him to cling to her.. But it was something in the mean time.

"Yolker, vat do you vant from de countier?"

Her question was soft as she looked him over a bit expectantly to follow her.. Or for him to give her the coupons and, of course tell her his order.
 

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Joker did neither.

He burst in the ice cream parlor like he fucking owned the place, giving the man behind the counter a shit eating grin, as if informing him that he was here, bitches. Recognition dawned in the man's face, and then disgust.

"Oh. It's you," he said dryly.

"That's right!" Joker slammed his palms on the table, grinning up at him. "I would like the biggest sundae on the menu. Write this down, ho — mint chocolate, strawberry, pistachio and cookie butter, in that fucking order. If you skimp on the rainbow sprinkles, trust me, I will know and I will burn your place down."

The man started shaking. His companion, a co-worker (and a secret lover, Joker liked to think), held on his arm limply, whispering something to just give the lunatic what he wanted. First ice cream guy started punching the price on the counter.

"That'll be fi--"

"Hold just one goddamn minute, broski."

Joker slammed the coupons on the counter. Ice cream guy counted them up and gave out the biggest, fattest FUCK he'd ever heard from him and Joker felt proud of himself. The both of them saw "$10" on the counter and Joker slid the bill to him, lowering his sunglasses so he could wink at him. He wrapped an arm around Eve's waist and led her to a table.
 

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Walking forward behind Joker she watched in silent horror as he spoke to the man behind the counter. She watched the mans disgust blooming at the surface. That paired with the mans words let her knew that Joker was a regular and not a well liked one.

At hearing Joker threatening to burn the place down that was when she began watching him like a hawk.. She didn't want to have to stop him, and she was hoping he was just giving him a hart time.. Joker wouldn't Actually burn this place down to the ground... Would he?

Looking at the frightened employee and then back to Joker she nodded silently from behind, it was meant to be a reassuring gesture to the woman.

When Joker wrapped an arm around her waist he lead her away, Evelyn was doing her best to relax.. Though when Joker paid it made the military stance in her posture ease.
 

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Joker led them to the booth and grinned at the hot waiter that put the monster sundae on the table, placing two spoons, tissues and two glasses of water after. He took note of Eve's nervousness. He gave her a reassuring pat.

"Pshh, don't worry about those guys. I'm just ribbing them because the guy at the counter thinks Thorn is hot. We smoke pot at our apartment a lot. Anyway..."

Joker made a dramatic noise as he presented Eve a spoon. "I will let you take the first bite, princess." He lowered his sunglasses, exposing the bright redness of his eyes, and winked.
 

Evelyn

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"Oh Eye eh seas. Et es unexspecktaided for en ze yolking liek dat."

Sitting down at the table Evelyn looked over the sundae and honestly debated for a long moment where she was going to take her first bite from. There was so much there to choose from and she was more than curious about all of it as a whole! Finally picking a spot she reached out with her spoon, much like one would expect a doctor to with a scalpel and took a large scoop of ice cream, nuts, strawberries and whipped cream. Pulling it back she looked over the large spoon full for a longer moment than before. It was almost like Eve was studying it, contemplating it. But, the drawn out silence from her was ceased the moment that the spoon made it into her mouth..

The noise that escaped her lips was a mixture of bliss and pure ecstasy. It captured truly how exactly repressed of a person nay individual Evelyn was honestly. Only when Evelyn was brought out of what can only be determined as 'la-la land' was it noticeable that there was a creamy glob of whipped cream at the corner of her mouth.

"Et es dellieshious. Yolker. Mmph.. Tell mein en moire ehbout pot. Do you eh smoike?"
 
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