- Aug 9, 2016
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"Hell yeah I was a superhero. They called me Knight Errant and I was on a team called the Defiant. We kinda kicked ass."
Broen laughed, relaxing in his seat and leaning forward with his elbows on the table so that he didn't have to speak quite so loudly to talk to Marissa. He thought about her question, trying to think of what would be the most interesting story to tell.
"Okay, yeah. So we were doing patrol. Usual shit after school. Meet up, do our thing. So imagine our fuckin surprise when this dragon shows up downtown. Like full on Smaug-lookin' ass perched up on a building. Then there were like orcs and other fantasy bullshit nonsense. Turns out, it was some forty-something year old guy who got his hands on a summoning book and decided to be a super villain by summoning stuff from D&D. Called himself the Dungeon Master."
Broen laughed and took a sip of his drink. "Once we took away the book, he was basically powerless. I let Janelle finish him off. Add insult to injury - grown-ass man getting his ass beat by a teenage girl in bright pastels and glitter."
Broen laughed, relaxing in his seat and leaning forward with his elbows on the table so that he didn't have to speak quite so loudly to talk to Marissa. He thought about her question, trying to think of what would be the most interesting story to tell.
"Okay, yeah. So we were doing patrol. Usual shit after school. Meet up, do our thing. So imagine our fuckin surprise when this dragon shows up downtown. Like full on Smaug-lookin' ass perched up on a building. Then there were like orcs and other fantasy bullshit nonsense. Turns out, it was some forty-something year old guy who got his hands on a summoning book and decided to be a super villain by summoning stuff from D&D. Called himself the Dungeon Master."
Broen laughed and took a sip of his drink. "Once we took away the book, he was basically powerless. I let Janelle finish him off. Add insult to injury - grown-ass man getting his ass beat by a teenage girl in bright pastels and glitter."