Godlike Climbing Skills

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Riley was climbing trees at the edge of the forest, by the lake. It was after her power classes and before she had to head home, and being with her friends could be a real downer, lately.

So she was climbing her tree. She was clumsy, but without fear. Several times she nearly lost her grip or her footing on a branch. She held on. She kept going.

"I can climb trees like a god!" she announced to nobody in particular. There was nobody around to groan about that joke, and perhaps that made it better for her. Riley was still proud of it. It was some of her best material.

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Tai had been floating about on his cloud above the lake for a short while, just relaxing and taking in the wonderful weather. His fur was a bit damp from the proximity to moisture, but he hardly cared. Laying back and letting out a low yawn, he crossed one leg over the other and started whistling a low-tempo tune. All was peaceful, until he abruptly heard a shout from nearby.

Squinting a bit, he drifted over in the direction of the noise. "Climb like a god, huh?" He chuckled absently, scratching his chin as he neared the source of the yell. Crossing his legs and puffing on a freshly rolled joint as he was apt to do on a glorious day such as today, he raised a brow, amused at the display before him. "'Sup, kid? Where you climbin' to, heaven?"
 

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Riley stopped on a branch to look at the newcomer. She had noticed that cloud earlier, but she hadn't noticed the monkey-man on it.

"Not yet, but if I do make it up there, they better watch out!"

She kept looking at him. A monkey man on a cloud - that sounded familiar. Her parents had taught her about one of those. "Are you the monkey king or something?"

And why did it smell like a skunk all of a sudden?
 

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Tai snickered, rubbing his chin and grinning with his big ole monkey teeth showing. "Well shit, yeah, they better be watchin' their backs if they got somebody like you peekin' over the horizon. Shivering in their divine bunny slippers." He laughed even louder when she asked if he was the monkey king, putting a hand on his belly and smacking it a bit. "Monkey king, nah. I guess monkey prince is sorta accurate. My dad is Sun Wukong, and he's a wicked huge douchebag." He took another drag on his joint, blowing a series of gradually smaller smoke rings that danced through one another.
 

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Riley climbed up to another branch. It took her a little while. She wasn't really at home climbing around on this thing - she could have fallen at any moment. Once she made it up, she stood, hugging the trunk.

"Everyone keeps telling me my dad's a huge douchebag, too. Cause they think he just wanted to use me for terrorism."

More and more, she was starting to think they might be right.

"What'd yours do?" That's probably part of why he was here, why a lot of the kids who came to live at the Academy were here. Bad or dead parents.
 
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