Event Private Finished Drunken Ten Year Old War Goddesses Shouldn't Text

whatsup buddy

are u gettin as smashed as i am??

i loved her man

protected her who knows how many times

she just just left

a picture of Cat's engagement ring sitting in a child-like hand, covered in blood.

dont worry its my blood

i punched one of the support beams in my gym

a fucking lot

hey bro

love u so much

remember how we used to just treat mortals like toys???

those were the days

.

cat left me

i dont know wat i did

FUCK

a picture of Cat's engagement ring on the bathroom counter. the mirror is clearly broken, and child Mal can be seen holding her phone.

dont come over please

i dont want u to see me like this

im a fucking mess right now

fucj cat

iloveyou

heeeeeeey

guess who has two thumbs and just got dumped by her fianceee

this bitch right.here thats who

CAT JUST LEFT HER RING IN MY DRESSER

im gonna text her

if ur gonna break up with me do it to my face

why did she leave me

fuck

FUCK

im so fucking trashed

cat left me

i found her ring in my dresser IN hidden in my clothes

please dont evr leave me

im running out of alcohol

i love u so much babe

a picture of a child-like hand holding up Cat's engagement ring. there are a couple of empty vodka bottles and a sword in the background on the kitchen table.

So what the fuck is this?

im sick turning into a fucking kid and u just leave ur ring in my underwear drawer????

this is pretty fucking unambiguous CAT

first noli now u

u mortals are all the same

ive protected u how many times and the one time i need u to be understanding

u just give up

cant even respond

coward

fuck

not getting smashed tonight

but you smashed the gym and yourself

fuck her anyway

did she even talk to you???

heh ill get better

im goddamn invicnible

but nah she just left the ring

im wrokin up to textin her

figure ill find the words in a few.more bottles

thats some fucking bullshit movie shit

the kind youd see in a chick flick

and then the movie expects you to run to her in the rain

crying about how much you love her

dont

its fucking bullshit

ikr???

lmao

like this isnt a fucking movie cat

u cant just fix this with some cheesy line

What's wrong? Are you okay?

Cat left her ring?

Mal where are you? I don't care what you look like

I love you too just tell me where you are please

im in the basement

r u home? im surprised u didnt hear the banging

im a fucking ten year old

i broke a weapons rack

jafar y did she leave me?

r u gonna leave me too?

Sis i'm not prone to digging into your love life.I made a promise to leave you alone until you needed me

But. I do love you and if you need somewhere to get away from the constant reminder my couch is always open to you

I'm sure we can get to the bottom of what happen. Hopefully its nothing to serious. Love you

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how can this not be serious?????

she left me thats the only thing this could mean

fuck her

ilu bro thanks for the couch offer i just need some time by myeslf