Dear "____"

AKA, the official rant thread of MCI.

Dear Stupid Theatre Director at the HS in the Stupid Town I Live in;

Please stop casting the guy that I like as the love interest in all the shows at the highschool. Yes, I know he's dashing. Yes, I know he's talented (it's not like I haven't seen him act...I only spend 3/4 of my life at rehearsals). Yes, I know he's sweet and respectful and all that. Really, I do. But it's getting really annoying because it is not fun to watch him kiss other girls, especially when one of them is YOUR.DAUGHTER and another is one of my BEST.FRIENDS. ESPECIALLY when you cast your daughter over some VERY TALENTED people that go to that school.

And you know what? Stop being a meanie face about the fact that I'm home schooled. It's not a crime and I KNOW I'm smarter than at least 50% of the students at the stupid school where you teach, because you know what? I may be home schooled, but I have a life. And I know a lot of the students at the school. And they.are.STUPID. So just stop being a total witch and stop giving me dirty looks when I come to school functions. Seriously, when half of your theatre class begs you to let me fill in for someone who dropped out FOUR DAYS before the show opens, you might actually use your brain and LET ME BE IN IT. I really don't think anyone is going to have a cow and fire you. And I am so in the school jurisdiction. I live freakin TWO BLOCKS away from the school.

No love at all, you old bag!!!!!!!!!!!!
——-Me.

Dear Kyros,

Don't say that! I bet you totally have a chance with him. And he sounds really great. =)


Me.



Dear Boy.

Just a few things. 1.) You're an amazing actor. So good, you made me want to never talk to you again, just because I can't stand people like Swashbuck. And your kissing scenes with her were a little disturbing, plus her acting is bothersome. But anyway. 2.) You also confuse me alot too. It'd be nice if you'd stop acting like you like me one day, and like you don't the next. It gives me a headache. 3.) TRY OUT FOR THE SUMMER SHOW, YOU MORON!! 4.) Convince your mother that The Princess Bride needs to be the summer show.

Affectionately,
Me, the frickin' queen of Narnia.