Alex Maranova
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Encounters: Alex Maranova (Fudge), Box (WorldDevourer).
Summary: Alex met box and Jake for the first time and had a friendly insult-off.
Summary: Alex met box and Jake for the first time and had a friendly insult-off.
Alex Maranova: See ya! *walks off*
Box (WD): Seeya Grumps McAnime!
Jake Machin: See ya.
Alex Maranova: Anyways, i gotta go. If i dont see you before then, I'll see you both next year when i embark on my quest
Jake Machin: That is awesome!
Alex Maranova: *laughs* nice! I like it!
Box (WD): I could be all five *turns into a wierd hydra with tiger, snake, bug, monkey and crane heads*
Jake Machin: I would be amazing on a quest.
Alex Maranova: I mean, you look like you could be at least 2 of those by yourself
Box (WD): I just need to find a tiger, a snake, a bug, a monkey and a crane.
Alex Maranova: Actually, that said, you're probably not the best choice for that
Alex Maranova: @jake you want in? you can be the crappy sidekick that there to look pretty.
Alex Maranova: Sounds good to me.
Box (WD): And i can teach you the Wu Shi finger hold.
Jake Machin: I need to see that.
Alex Maranova: I cant wait. I look forward to it
Box (WD): Nah in a year, i'll turn up dressed in a kimono with your father's sword and a quest.
Alex Maranova: aw shucks. Can't go out and live the life you've made me dream of
Box (WD): I mean for a given value of people. Like young people, yeah, i'm bad at ages
Alex Maranova: Well i image all skinny, bat, deer, furry lookin things look the same age to me too, so it's all good
Jake Machin: You're saying we look the same as old wrinkly people?
Box (WD): You need to be at least 13 to be an anime protagonist.
Box (WD): All humans look sorta the same age to me.
Jake Machin: Wow, wouldn't have said that young.
Alex Maranova: I'm 12
Alex Maranova: *stares* do i look over 18 to you
Jake Machin: I doubt she is.
Box (WD): ...if you're over 18
Box (WD): I do, i'm one of the roasters at the comedy club in town, tuesdays and thursdays roast nights, from 10. Come along and i might be able to get them to wave the two drink minimum.
Alex Maranova: @box you, are amazing. You should host insult classes.
Jake Machin: Shut up, man. @Box
Box (WD): Or wait is it timmy...
Box (WD): You snarlin at me? Is lassie stuck down a well?
Alex Maranova: ((yep its why i avoid SA when I'm on one lol))
Box (WD): ((Note to self: phones are bad))
Alex Maranova: Oh dude that is fancy! Gold eyes! Nice
Jake Machin: *Eyes turn gold momentarily as he lets out a small snarl, though only playfully* @Alex
Alex Maranova: I mean, if it covered most of your face, probably better *grins at Jake again*
Prof. Charlie Rotmoore: ((Ffs))
Jake Machin: Oh, what'd I look like with a beard? @Box
Alex Maranova: I totally do. I should get a stick on one. I look fabulous
Jake Machin: *Laughs* You totally rock a moustache.
Oluremi (Humanoid/Keen): ((Dude, your account.))
Prof. Charlie Rotmoore: *face turns into Alex's, but with a big handlebar mustache* i am the samurai who killed your parents, prepare to die!
Alex Maranova: I know I am.
Jake Machin: *Pretend scowls at Alex* Rude.
Alex Maranova: *grins at Jake*
Alex Maranova: Oh god now you look worse. Change back, change back please I cant stand looking at two of him
Jake Machin: That wasn't weird in the slightest.
Jake Machin: ........oh
Prof. Charlie Rotmoore: **face turns into jakes*
Prof. Charlie Rotmoore: *fake turns into Jake's* bitch i'm cute as fuck.
Alex Maranova: *snorts laughing*
Jake Machin: *Looks Box up and down* Well.... almost as cute as Box.
Alex Maranova: Yeah... about as cute as Box
Jake Machin: Awww. Dobby was so cute.
Box (WD): I mean are we surposed to care for that elf?
Jake Machin: I like the films. They get a bit boring as they go on but they're still good.
Alex Maranova: I mean I'm sure its wonderful and facinating to most powerless humans but it just seems stupid to me
Alex Maranova: I think Harry Potter could have been improved by many things. Like it not existing
Box (WD): I think harry potter could be much imoroved by a laugh track
Alex Maranova: Does it matter?
Box (WD): Also the fact i'm annoyed that they never used that 'power of love' song.
Alex Maranova: *survive
Alex Maranova: I mean honestly why didn't voldemort just chuck baby Harry out of the window. He wasn't gonna survive that, was he? Useless wizzards being stupidly dependant on magic
Jake Machin: They can apparate. Poof! gone.
Box (WD): I mean i struggled to follow the story. Why didn't they just get all the deatheaters in one place and shoot they?
Alex Maranova: Can be if ya want it to be, but honestly most of those films were crap too
Box (WD): Is that the harry potter crossover film?
Alex Maranova: *snorts laughing again* i would pay money to go an watch that remake
Box (WD): Yeah the beast was a boring mopey twat. Why didn't he just, you know, eat gaston?
Alex Maranova: It's actually a half decent disney film. It's not as prissy and boring as most of the others.
Jake Machin: Nope.
Alex Maranova: Also, jake. Have you never seen Mulan?
Alex Maranova: I think thats the point of the line to be honest
Box (WD): *daughter
Box (WD): Its funny cos they acrually did send him a daughtee.
Alex Maranova: *snorts laughing and then joins in* did they send me daughters, when i asked for sons
Jake Machin: ....okay then.
Box (WD): *pulls a bo staff out of the air and starts singing* to defeat, the huns.
Alex Maranova: *shrug* he might have been funny but you gotta admit he was useless. Honestly i think the cricket could have done a better job than him if it could talk.
Jake Machin: *Has never seen the film so is gonna stay out of it*
Box (WD): Nah we all know mushu is the best character in the whole thing, maybe after the dog.
Alex Maranova: @jake eh. I'm over it honestly. All happened when i was a baby.
Alex Maranova: Nice. I like it. So you're saying you mean well but you're pretty stupid and uselss, then?
Box (WD): Then i'm the equivilent of that eddie murphy dragon in mulan.
Alex Maranova: And honestly seeking a samurai sounds a lot more interesting than festering in either a care home or school, even if it is a cool, magical one.
Jake Machin: Wow... so this just got real pretty fast.
Alex Maranova: You were right with both dead parents and ancient bloodline, actually. Well, i doubt my dad is dead because hes a demon, but my mum and the guy that was meant to be my dad both are
Box (WD): Sell it to netflix, we make a million bucks. They'll com-mis-shun anything
Box (WD): At least she has green hair and either an ancient bloodline or dead parents, which means she must seek the samurai who hurt her family.
Alex Maranova: maybe you should try coming up with one of those weird names for yourself. It'd be more interesting
Alex Maranova: So, you're telling me, mister 'f*ucking lord of fancy' is called... box
Jake Machin: *Snorts* Box?
Box (WD): Jake huh? Could you be any more generic. I'm Box.
Alex Maranova: Ya know, I think i prefer Grumpo McAnime to Alex. Might change my name
Jake Machin: I know I have never seen your face. Jake. Not... whatever you just said.
Box (WD): I know, i'm the f*cking lord of fancy. So we've got joe catalog, and grumpo McAnime.
Alex Maranova: *nods at box* fancy dude
Box (WD): *floats about, sipping from a martini glass* Sup.
Jake Machin: *Shuffles around so he's upside down*
Alex Maranova: Not really. Just getting to know the place, wandering around
Jake Machin: I hear ya. Do anything exciting over the holidays?
Alex Maranova: Yeah, same. I mean, obviously i just told you when i got here. Much better than any christmas I've had before, i actually got a decent amount of food.
Jake Machin: It was my first christmas here.
Jake Machin: I've been here a year now. Really doesn't feel that long though...
Alex Maranova: Alex. Not been here that long, bout three months now. you?
Jake Machin: Thanks. Jake. Nice to meet ya. Don't think I've seen your face before.
Alex maranova: Hi. Nice entrance there
Jake Machin: *Turns to lie on his side* Hey there.
Alex Maranova: *stares at Jake for a moment* huh. Nice
Jake Machin: *Dives facefirst into a beanbag*
Alex Maranova: *wanders in, looking a little annoyed. Tiny grey clouds float above her head*
Box (WD): Seeya Grumps McAnime!
Jake Machin: See ya.
Alex Maranova: Anyways, i gotta go. If i dont see you before then, I'll see you both next year when i embark on my quest
Jake Machin: That is awesome!
Alex Maranova: *laughs* nice! I like it!
Box (WD): I could be all five *turns into a wierd hydra with tiger, snake, bug, monkey and crane heads*
Jake Machin: I would be amazing on a quest.
Alex Maranova: I mean, you look like you could be at least 2 of those by yourself
Box (WD): I just need to find a tiger, a snake, a bug, a monkey and a crane.
Alex Maranova: Actually, that said, you're probably not the best choice for that
Alex Maranova: @jake you want in? you can be the crappy sidekick that there to look pretty.
Alex Maranova: Sounds good to me.
Box (WD): And i can teach you the Wu Shi finger hold.
Jake Machin: I need to see that.
Alex Maranova: I cant wait. I look forward to it
Box (WD): Nah in a year, i'll turn up dressed in a kimono with your father's sword and a quest.
Alex Maranova: aw shucks. Can't go out and live the life you've made me dream of
Box (WD): I mean for a given value of people. Like young people, yeah, i'm bad at ages
Alex Maranova: Well i image all skinny, bat, deer, furry lookin things look the same age to me too, so it's all good
Jake Machin: You're saying we look the same as old wrinkly people?
Box (WD): You need to be at least 13 to be an anime protagonist.
Box (WD): All humans look sorta the same age to me.
Jake Machin: Wow, wouldn't have said that young.
Alex Maranova: I'm 12
Alex Maranova: *stares* do i look over 18 to you
Jake Machin: I doubt she is.
Box (WD): ...if you're over 18
Box (WD): I do, i'm one of the roasters at the comedy club in town, tuesdays and thursdays roast nights, from 10. Come along and i might be able to get them to wave the two drink minimum.
Alex Maranova: @box you, are amazing. You should host insult classes.
Jake Machin: Shut up, man. @Box
Box (WD): Or wait is it timmy...
Box (WD): You snarlin at me? Is lassie stuck down a well?
Alex Maranova: ((yep its why i avoid SA when I'm on one lol))
Box (WD): ((Note to self: phones are bad))
Alex Maranova: Oh dude that is fancy! Gold eyes! Nice
Jake Machin: *Eyes turn gold momentarily as he lets out a small snarl, though only playfully* @Alex
Alex Maranova: I mean, if it covered most of your face, probably better *grins at Jake again*
Prof. Charlie Rotmoore: ((Ffs))
Jake Machin: Oh, what'd I look like with a beard? @Box
Alex Maranova: I totally do. I should get a stick on one. I look fabulous
Jake Machin: *Laughs* You totally rock a moustache.
Oluremi (Humanoid/Keen): ((Dude, your account.))
Prof. Charlie Rotmoore: *face turns into Alex's, but with a big handlebar mustache* i am the samurai who killed your parents, prepare to die!
Alex Maranova: I know I am.
Jake Machin: *Pretend scowls at Alex* Rude.
Alex Maranova: *grins at Jake*
Alex Maranova: Oh god now you look worse. Change back, change back please I cant stand looking at two of him
Jake Machin: That wasn't weird in the slightest.
Jake Machin: ........oh
Prof. Charlie Rotmoore: **face turns into jakes*
Prof. Charlie Rotmoore: *fake turns into Jake's* bitch i'm cute as fuck.
Alex Maranova: *snorts laughing*
Jake Machin: *Looks Box up and down* Well.... almost as cute as Box.
Alex Maranova: Yeah... about as cute as Box
Jake Machin: Awww. Dobby was so cute.
Box (WD): I mean are we surposed to care for that elf?
Jake Machin: I like the films. They get a bit boring as they go on but they're still good.
Alex Maranova: I mean I'm sure its wonderful and facinating to most powerless humans but it just seems stupid to me
Alex Maranova: I think Harry Potter could have been improved by many things. Like it not existing
Box (WD): I think harry potter could be much imoroved by a laugh track
Alex Maranova: Does it matter?
Box (WD): Also the fact i'm annoyed that they never used that 'power of love' song.
Alex Maranova: *survive
Alex Maranova: I mean honestly why didn't voldemort just chuck baby Harry out of the window. He wasn't gonna survive that, was he? Useless wizzards being stupidly dependant on magic
Jake Machin: They can apparate. Poof! gone.
Box (WD): I mean i struggled to follow the story. Why didn't they just get all the deatheaters in one place and shoot they?
Alex Maranova: Can be if ya want it to be, but honestly most of those films were crap too
Box (WD): Is that the harry potter crossover film?
Alex Maranova: *snorts laughing again* i would pay money to go an watch that remake
Box (WD): Yeah the beast was a boring mopey twat. Why didn't he just, you know, eat gaston?
Alex Maranova: It's actually a half decent disney film. It's not as prissy and boring as most of the others.
Jake Machin: Nope.
Alex Maranova: Also, jake. Have you never seen Mulan?
Alex Maranova: I think thats the point of the line to be honest
Box (WD): *daughter
Box (WD): Its funny cos they acrually did send him a daughtee.
Alex Maranova: *snorts laughing and then joins in* did they send me daughters, when i asked for sons
Jake Machin: ....okay then.
Box (WD): *pulls a bo staff out of the air and starts singing* to defeat, the huns.
Alex Maranova: *shrug* he might have been funny but you gotta admit he was useless. Honestly i think the cricket could have done a better job than him if it could talk.
Jake Machin: *Has never seen the film so is gonna stay out of it*
Box (WD): Nah we all know mushu is the best character in the whole thing, maybe after the dog.
Alex Maranova: @jake eh. I'm over it honestly. All happened when i was a baby.
Alex Maranova: Nice. I like it. So you're saying you mean well but you're pretty stupid and uselss, then?
Box (WD): Then i'm the equivilent of that eddie murphy dragon in mulan.
Alex Maranova: And honestly seeking a samurai sounds a lot more interesting than festering in either a care home or school, even if it is a cool, magical one.
Jake Machin: Wow... so this just got real pretty fast.
Alex Maranova: You were right with both dead parents and ancient bloodline, actually. Well, i doubt my dad is dead because hes a demon, but my mum and the guy that was meant to be my dad both are
Box (WD): Sell it to netflix, we make a million bucks. They'll com-mis-shun anything
Box (WD): At least she has green hair and either an ancient bloodline or dead parents, which means she must seek the samurai who hurt her family.
Alex Maranova: maybe you should try coming up with one of those weird names for yourself. It'd be more interesting
Alex Maranova: So, you're telling me, mister 'f*ucking lord of fancy' is called... box
Jake Machin: *Snorts* Box?
Box (WD): Jake huh? Could you be any more generic. I'm Box.
Alex Maranova: Ya know, I think i prefer Grumpo McAnime to Alex. Might change my name
Jake Machin: I know I have never seen your face. Jake. Not... whatever you just said.
Box (WD): I know, i'm the f*cking lord of fancy. So we've got joe catalog, and grumpo McAnime.
Alex Maranova: *nods at box* fancy dude
Box (WD): *floats about, sipping from a martini glass* Sup.
Jake Machin: *Shuffles around so he's upside down*
Alex Maranova: Not really. Just getting to know the place, wandering around
Jake Machin: I hear ya. Do anything exciting over the holidays?
Alex Maranova: Yeah, same. I mean, obviously i just told you when i got here. Much better than any christmas I've had before, i actually got a decent amount of food.
Jake Machin: It was my first christmas here.
Jake Machin: I've been here a year now. Really doesn't feel that long though...
Alex Maranova: Alex. Not been here that long, bout three months now. you?
Jake Machin: Thanks. Jake. Nice to meet ya. Don't think I've seen your face before.
Alex maranova: Hi. Nice entrance there
Jake Machin: *Turns to lie on his side* Hey there.
Alex Maranova: *stares at Jake for a moment* huh. Nice
Jake Machin: *Dives facefirst into a beanbag*
Alex Maranova: *wanders in, looking a little annoyed. Tiny grey clouds float above her head*
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